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Also I know you're probably sick of writing this, but it's my favourite bit. Especially this year where I want something nice and fun and meaningless that just makes people happy.

Looking at the photos though, I feel like you wouldn't start doing this joke in 2020. When you started, guys like Ausmus were rare and most managers looked like Zimmer or Scioscia. Overweight, red faced, doing that old bald guy thing where you let the rest of your hair get long. Now, most of the managers try. They care about their appearance. They work out and eat properly and know about styling and grooming. They get cosmetic dental work. They dye their hair (Maddon). I sort of feel like half the guys on this list would actually hate being on the bottom.

Props to Baldelli for wearing a mask AND a BLM shirt. Everyone knows that being a good guy moves you up.

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