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Apr 15, 2021
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The obvious way to reduce strikeouts is to make MLB use a softball instead of a baseball.

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Exactly!

When rec softball leagues need to move games quickly (like in tournaments), you come up with a count if one-and-one. That gets them swinging! (I was a pitcher and loved it!)

Abortive tourney was our spring opener in March, the One Pitch Don’t Bitch tournament. One pitch; hit it, or take it, and either walk or strike out. Action!!! 😊

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Read my favorite in place of abortive and it might make sense...

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Man with three balls should walk proudly.

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Man with more than two should apply for extra welfare to feed all the little bastards.

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