dlf on Cup of Coffee by Craig Calcaterra

[dlf]

The invention of the insulated coffee pot has got to be one of humanity's greatest leaps forward. Fresh coffee for a few hours after it is brewed.

But ...

Forgetting to empty any remnants from yesterday's pot before brewing today's has got to be one of humanity's greatest tragedies. Genocide, leaded gasoline, the existence of the New York Yankees, and an overflowing coffee pot spilling all over the countertop early in the morning.

[Sarah]

The Yankees are a tragedy on par with coffee pot mishaps.