Give the Gift of Cup of Coffee

Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

Hi, y’all. Got a big Black Friday planned? I hope not. I actually hope you’re not going anywhere near the damn mall, not even looking at Target, not even thinking about Wal-Mart and telling Best Buy, TJ Maxx, Marshall’s, Amazon, and every other store to get tied.

Today is for one thing: eating leftovers and watching whatever random sports appear on your …