Cup of Coffee: November 14, 2023

Rookies of the Year, new coaches, a funny quote, Donald Trump goes full fascist, the Supreme Court's eyewash, John Mulaney, and Hawkeye Pierce's dog tags

Good morning!

The first two major postseason awards were handed out last night, with the rookies first in line, though there was no shocker about who won there. We also got a new coach with a curious title, a new coach who was probably hand-picked by the team’s star player, and a funny but no-lies-detected quote from a general manager about an often-injured player.

In Other Stuff I talk about how we need to stop asking if what Donald Trump said sounded kinda fascist and just agree that he is a fascist. I also touch on the Supreme Court’s new, completely empty code of ethics, seeing John Mulaney in concert the other night, and Hawkeye Pierce’s dog tags.