Cup of Coffee: May 24, 2023

Squirrels, bats, phenoms, homecomings, tasteless jokes, self-admitted sucking, a Vegas deal, a scrapheap pickup, the last day of school, "Mad Men: The 1980s", DeSantis, Musk, Cruz, and the vice squad

Good morning!

A squirrel got loose in Yankee Stadium last night, the Blue Jays bats busted loose against the Rays, a Dodgers phenom made his debut and made Spencer Strider look like a junkballer in the process, and Juan Soto said hello to his old mates. Elsewhere, Bill James drops a stinker, Trea Turner says he’s sucked, the A’s kinda sorta have a Las V…