Cup of Coffee: May 20, 2022

A big night for Trevor Story, some big cliches from Pete Alonso, a big injury, a bonus edition of The Dane Dunning Files, and Elon Musk's possibly weird penis

Good morning!

Only half the teams were in action yesterday but Trevor Story came up big, Giancarlo Stanton showed everyone that the left field wall in Camden Yards is just fine, Tyler Naquin became the King of Ohio, and Pete Alonso and Luis Robert were both taken into custody by the cliche police. Just a lot going on.

Elsewhere in baseball there was a b…