Cup of Coffee: May 18, 2021

Albert Pujols makes his Dodgers debut, the A's start playing footsie with Las Vegas, Bill Gates is a pig, Eula Hall was a saint, and All Hail our Fungi Overlords

Good morning!

So I turned Anna’s map into an NFT and I’m auctioning it on one of those NFT sites. I asked an absurd amount for an opening bid and reserve so the only people who would think to buy it are unhinged rich people with crypto-poisoned brains. Which, over and above financial gain, is kind of the point. Imagine how great a college essay about gr…