Cup of Coffee: May 16, 2022

A dubious no-no, a possum on the loose, Bauer gets his hearing date, America reaps what it sows, and bits on Star Trek, Texas, rich people, and The Kids in the Hall.

Good morning!

On the field yesterday: the Reds didn’t allow a single hit yesterday but still lost, proving that they are willing to go above and beyond to fulfill their 2022 destiny, a possum tried to claw its way into the Oakland Coliseum press box, so the A’s are living their truth too, and Albert Pujols pitched, which is probably a harbinger of the E…