Cup of Coffee: March 3, 2021

"Slam Diego" and "Dick pic Mick" -- one of these is a cool nickname. The other, not so much.

Good morning!

The Spring Training Special is still running. Tell all your friends about it:

Or just share it and let them figure it out for themselves:

Lots to get to today. Some of it fun. Some of it dreary. Which, hey, that’s life, right?

And yeah, the Mickey Callaway thing is lead story material, but it’s depressing as hell so let’s start fun and then …