Cup of Coffee: March 15, 2021

Spring training gets weird, I, of all people, have a gambling story, and we mourn the loss of art, the loss of Marvelousness, and the loss of an underrated model.

Good morning!

We’ve reached the point where spring training is not just getting old, but it’s getting weird. We also talk about an immature ballplayer, a notable retirement, a minor signing, some trademark squatting, and a fun study about what happens to the crime rate when Phillies fans sober up.

In Other Stuff I have a story I wrote about a couple of …