Cup of Coffee: February 9, 2021

Seven-inning doubleheaders are back. So is my annual pitch for a 1970s-style heist flick that Hollywood would be stupid not to make.

Good morning!

The seven-inning doubleheaders and man-on-second in extra inning games are back. Sorry. Yadier Molina is back too, which is better. Not back: the same baseball as last year, as the league is going to futz with them to deaden them some. I feel like there are 1,000 ways for that to go wrong but hey, it’ll make for some good old-timey content…