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Patrick O'Sullivan's avatar

I've been Post Office Soda Guy, and while I'm not currently Post Office Soda Guy, I am sort of wondering now whether the experience isn't as universal as I thought.

Your description nails it though. You don't wake up one day as POSG. It's a mental weight that builds over the course of a couple days. Work problems, home problems, problems with no easy solutions, problems that aren't problems, but you just don't have the headspace to deal with them right now, and they just get added to the pile. You look like shit, you feel like shit.

And then, something happens. Some sort of freak last-straw event that looks like it came out of the first half of an infomercial. The bottom of your soda falls out. My last time as POSG, I struggled to get my groceries up to the apartment, and as I was about to put them down, one bag ripped, and a large bottle of soy sauce (instrumental to the dinner I was planning) hit the ground and shattered.

In that moment, everything hits you at once, in a wall of emotion. Everything. The pressure, the stress, your appearance, your (potential) loneliness, and you don't know whether to yell or to cry.

And then you sigh, get a bunch of paper towels and start picking up the glass from your floor.

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steve's avatar

From Dave Parker to Frasier to Wilmington to Tippi Hedren, plus several other stops. It's Free Thursday, so you're just showing off. Good.

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