Cup of Coffee: August 9, 2023

A walkoff salami, the worst call you'll see this year, Philly gives Trea Turner some love, ESPN is now a sports book, my daughter was insane when she was five, and democracy wins in Ohio

Good morning! I was getting the “Near email length limit” warning before I was a third of the way through the recaps today, so (a) don’t let anyone say I don’t give you value for your money; and (b) let’s dispense with introductions and just get down to it.