Cup of Coffee: August 19, 2022

Big blowouts, the Nats win the Juan Soto trade, Bernie Brewer claims a victim, DeShaun Watson isn't sorry, and I share stories about the worst person I know and the best amusement park in the world

Good morning!

There were some BIG blowouts and a lot of dudes hitting two homers yesterday, we have an official decision regarding who won the Juan Soto trade, and, hey, Dane Dunning won a game. I wonder if that’s notable.

Elsewhere Elvis Andrus got a job, Bernie Brewer claimed a victim, DeShaun Watson is not sorry, and I share stories about the most evil man I’ve ever encountered and the best amusement park in the world, even if it’s not great for the reasons I talk about it today.

Let’s barrel into this weekend like we’re on the first drop on the Millennium Force, folks.