Cup of Coffee: April 9, 2021

Let's talk about Trevor Bauer's sticky balls

Good morning!

I hope you’re having an OK day so far. And even if you’re not, know that it could always be worse. For example, you could have been caught Venmoing teenage girls cash via a third party who was later indicted on 33 counts of sex trafficking. I mean, THAT would be bad, folks. If all that has happened to you so far is a bad night’s sleep and …