Cup of Coffee: April 25, 2022

Big walkoffs, big milestones, bad breaks, envelope-pushing culinary concepts, a good weekend to be The World's Foremost Brentford Fan,™ and the Age of Death.

Good morning!

Yesterday’s action ranged from Byron Buxtonion heights to Lucious Foxian lows and I have some little riffs on all of that. We also talk about Miguel Cabrera’s 3,000th, Michael Conforto’s bad break, and there’s a mad genius out there doing wonderful things with hot dogs and beer that we’re simply not ready for but whose example I plan to fo…